Personal Ad {Shinjin}

Name: Shinijn Necros
Status: Single and Looking
Gender/Preference: Male, looking for female
Vocation: Shinobi/ Necromancer/Clan Leader
Rank: Clan Leader/Genin
Bio: Do not reply to this ad. I dont care if you like me or not, I dont care, and I dont want your package either. And yes, I am single and looking, looking for corpses. Yes, post here and I will have you dead, if you happen to have feelings for me for some remote, bizzare, and neurological reason, it will only make the experience that much more pleasurable: for me, as I will slide next to you comfortably, snuggle up a little bit and seductively smash your face in. I believe in sadism, if we have atleast that much in common, then I believe the saying goes: "All is fair in love and war"? If it is a risk you wish to take, please recognize that your pathetic life will constantly be in the palm of my blood-thirsty hands, your twig of a neck constantly in the knook of my hungery guillotine. You being the patient before my incurable disease. Hope you look forward to and enjoy the experience as much as I do!!!

ok ur the weird student ive ever had...

Thank you!!!

wasnt a Compliment!

i dont care. Its a compliment to me...

lol....well that was a laugh -breaks into hysterical laughter-

Whoa....thats a long @$$ ad...

-stops laughing momentarly- but its worth it -breaks in to hysterical laughter again-

OMG I atuclly read it! *breaks down laughing too*

hahahaha see hahaha to hahaha ld haha u hahaha

*rolls around the floor in a fit* HAAHAHAHHAA!!

hahahaha i hahaha think hahahahahaha laugh hahahaha gas hahahahahaha is hahahahahahaha leeking hahahahaha in hahahahaha

hhahahahah....we hahahhaha..... should hahahahhahaha...give hahahahah it ahahahha a ahah chanse!!

-falls to the ground laughing hystericaly-

OMG I cant stop laughing hahahhahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha -gasps- im not done -gasps again- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahhahaahaaahahahahahhahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Cant breath!! hahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhahahahhaa!!!!!!!

hahahahahhahahahah -starts choking-

*passes out from lack of air* ................X.X...............

-vomits- yuk...well that normaly happens when i gag hahahahahahhahah no not again hahahahahahha

...........

-stops laughing and takes a deep breath- u okay

........*wakes up* yeahh...*takes a deeper breath*

ha well that was a ........well........ummm........ i guess interesting experince

*Stands up and dusts myself off* Very...