Akatsuki training

(sometimes i wish u would tone down wat u r syaing...so my brain doesnt fry trying 2 figure it out..v.v)
((lets take 2 pms we r kinda spamming the topic))

-yawns-
Better hurry chishio... i got alot of people who want your spot...

-i appera in fornt of u and use Leaf Whirlwind with bones jutting out of my legs point blank- and they wont get it!!!!!!!

Says weakling...-i grab the leaf whirlwind by your bones and fling you 10m away-

-i hit a tree and get bak up- weakling...wekaling?!?!
-i scream and my reatsu blows the trees and everything near me away as u feel my reastu presure start 2 weigh u donw-

-my vizard mask forms on my face and my reatsu overpowers yours again-
Yes, weakling...-fires cero at you-

-i dodge easily and dash at u almost invisable-

-matches your speed, dashing to you-

-my arm becomes covered in long bone spikes as i aim it for ur torso-

-i dodge the bones and appear behind you, slamming my foot down on your head-

-bones catch ur kick as i swiftly turn my body snapping and breaking ur anklea dn i shoot bones onto ur chest point blank-

*cracks nuckles* hummmm been awhile that misson took way to long *yawns* hummmm lets do some training hehehe * Vexs sits down on the ground then water melts from his body as it pour to the ground so much that a lake is shaped under him* ok now for the tricky part * the lake then freezes and then breaks Vex falls in the water still siting down* YAY NOW FOR A SWIM HEHEHEHE *begins to do laps while under water* hummmmm i thing thouasd is good for today* closes eyes as the water shoots back to his body then frezzes the shines* hehehe

Hey i was wondering if someone could train me plz
i have been away for a while (akatsuki mission(actually exams for school:P))
and it might be nice if someone would trin me for the upcoming chuunin exams

(i know the basics and are a master in niman(double blade thingy)i have fire element and earth manip bloodline)