Shinjin Necros Genin
Number of posts : 844 Location : Where Ever I May Roam Bloodline : Necros Clan, Default Element: Earth Married to : Equip: Tri-Force: Power, A Bone Serpent encrested Bone Coffin, and 10 Soul Pills Registration date : 2007-12-24
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| Subject: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:03 pm | |
| MRS. LOVETT: Seems a downright shame...
TODD: Shame?
LOVETT: Seems an awful waste... Such a nice, plump frame Wot's 'is name has... Had... Has! Nor it can't be traced... Bus'ness needs a lift, Debts to be erased... Think of it as thrift, As a gift, If you get my drift!
No?
Seems an awful waste... I mean, with the price of meat What it is, When you get it, If you get it...
TODD: HAH!
LOVETT: Good, you got it!
Take, for instance, Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop! Bus'ness never better using only pussycats and toast! And a pussy's good for maybe six or seven at the most! And I'm sure they can't compare as far as taste!
[Simultaneously]
TODD: Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion
LOVETT: Well, it does seem a waste...
TODD: Eminently practical And yet appropriate as always!
LOVETT: It's an idea...
TODD: Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived Without you all these years, I'll never know! How delectable! Also undetectable!
LOVETT: Think about it! Lots of other gentlemen'll Soon be comin' for a shave, Won't they? Think of All them Pies!
TODD: How choice!
How Rare!
TODD: For what's the sound of the world out there?
LOVETT: What, Mr. Todd? What, Mr. Todd? What is that sound?
TODD: Those crunching noises pervading the air!
LOVETT: Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, Mr. Todd! Yes, all around!
TODD: It's man devouring man, my dear!
BOTH: And [LOVETT: Then] who are we to deny it in here?
TODD: (spoken) These are desperate times, Mrs. Lovett, and desperate measures are called for!
LOVETT: Here we are, now! Hot out of the oven!
TODD: What is that?
LOVETT: It's priest. Have a little priest.
TODD: Is it really good?
LOVETT: Sir, it's too good, at least! Then again, they don't commit sins of the flesh, So it's pretty fresh.
TODD: Awful lot of fat.
LOVETT: Only where it sat.
TODD: Haven't you got poet, or something like that?
LOVETT: No, y'see, the trouble with poet is 'Ow do you know it's deceased? Try the priest!
TODD: (spoken) Heavenly! Not as hearty as bishop, perhaps, but then again, not as bland as curate, either!
LOVETT: And good for business, too -- always leaves you wantin' more! Trouble is, we only get it on Sundays!
Lawyer's rather nice.
TODD: If it's for a price.
LOVETT: Order something else, though, to follow, Since no one should swallow it twice!
TODD: Anything that's lean.
LOVETT: Well, then, if you're British and loyal, You might enjoy Royal Marine! Anyway, it's clean. Though of course, it tastes of wherever it's been!
TODD: Is that squire, On the fire?
LOVETT: Mercy no, sir, look closer, You'll notice it's grocer!
TODD: Looks thicker, More like vicar!
LOVETT: No, it has to be grocer -- It's green!
TODD: The history of the world, my love --
LOVETT: Save a lot of graves, Do a lot of relatives favors!
TODD: Is those below serving those up above!
LOVETT: Ev'rybody shaves, So there should be plenty of flavors!
TODD: How gratifying for once to know
BOTH: That those above will serve those down below!
LOVETT: (spoken) Now let's see, here... We've got tinker.
TODD: Something... pinker.
LOVETT: Tailor?
TODD: Paler.
LOVETT: Butler?
TODD: Subtler.
LOVETT: Potter?
TODD: Hotter.
LOVETT: Locksmith?
Lovely bit of clerk.
TODD: Maybe for a lark.
LOVETT: Then again there's sweep If you want it cheap And you like it dark! Try the financier, Peak of his career!
TODD: That looks pretty rank.
LOVETT: Well, he drank, It's a bank Cashier. Never really sold. Maybe it was old.
TODD: Have you any Beadle?
LOVETT: Next week, so I'm told! Beadle isn't bad till you smell it and Notice 'ow well it's been greased... Stick to priest!
(spoken) Now then, this might be a little bit stringy, but then of course it's... fiddle player!
TODD: No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo player!
LOVETT: 'Ow can you tell?
TODD: It's piping hot!
LOVETT: Then blow on it first!
TODD: The history of the world, my sweet --
LOVETT: Oh, Mr. Todd, Ooh, Mr. Todd, What does it tell?
TODD: Is who gets eaten, and who gets to eat!
LOVETT: And, Mr. Todd, Too, Mr. Todd, Who gets to sell!
TODD: But fortunately, it's also clear
BOTH: That [L: But] ev'rybody goes down well with beer!
LOVETT: (spoken) Since marine doesn't appeal to you, 'ow about... rear admiral?
TODD: Too salty. I prefer general.
LOVETT: With, or without his privates? "With" is extra.
TODD: What is that?
LOVETT: It's fop. Finest in the shop. And we have some shepherd's pie peppered With actual shepherd on top! And I've just begun -- Here's the politician, so oily It's served with a doily, Have one!
TODD: Put it on a bun. Well, you never know if it's going to run!
LOVETT: Try the friar, Fried, it's drier!
TODD: No, the clergy is really Too coarse and too mealy!
LOVETT: Then actor, That's compacter!
TODD: Yes, and always arrives overdone! I'll come again when you have JUDGE on the menu!
LOVETT: (spoken) Wait! True, we don't have judge yet, but we've got something you might fancy even better.
TODD: What's that?
LOVETT: Executioner!
TODD: Have charity towards the world, my pet!
LOVETT: Yes, yes, I know, my love!
TODD: We'll take the customers that we can get!
LOVETT: High-born and low, my love!
TODD: We'll not discriminate great from small! No, we'll serve anyone, Meaning anyone,
BOTH: And to anyone At all! | |
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Ishikawa Necros Genin
Number of posts : 912 Age : 31 Location : pick a random topic and hope for the best Bloodline : Necros Married to : none Registration date : 2008-01-01
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| Subject: Re: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:15 pm | |
| -breaks into hysterical laughter- thishahahahaahaishahahaha-breaks into hysterical laughter-hahahaonehahahahaofhahahahahatheahahahahahafunnesthahahahathingshahahahaivehahahareadhahaha -breaks into hysterical laughter- | |
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Shinjin Necros Genin
Number of posts : 844 Location : Where Ever I May Roam Bloodline : Necros Clan, Default Element: Earth Married to : Equip: Tri-Force: Power, A Bone Serpent encrested Bone Coffin, and 10 Soul Pills Registration date : 2007-12-24
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| Subject: Re: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:16 pm | |
| -smiles broadly-
i thot ud like that... | |
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Ishikawa Necros Genin
Number of posts : 912 Age : 31 Location : pick a random topic and hope for the best Bloodline : Necros Married to : none Registration date : 2008-01-01
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| Subject: Re: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:17 pm | |
| yes this is hysterical i wonder who else will like it | |
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Shinjin Necros Genin
Number of posts : 844 Location : Where Ever I May Roam Bloodline : Necros Clan, Default Element: Earth Married to : Equip: Tri-Force: Power, A Bone Serpent encrested Bone Coffin, and 10 Soul Pills Registration date : 2007-12-24
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| Subject: Re: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:20 pm | |
| eh..if they read it...
-walks over to oven-
wud u like some kaguya? or maybe some Raikage? | |
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Shikataoku Kirameku Taiyoukage
Number of posts : 224 Age : 32 Bloodline : Energy Manipulation (form of lightning manipulation) Married to : Engaged to Shikari♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Registration date : 2007-12-20
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| Subject: Re: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:28 am | |
| im gonna take a wild guess and say you recently saw Sweeny Todd | |
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Shinjin Necros Genin
Number of posts : 844 Location : Where Ever I May Roam Bloodline : Necros Clan, Default Element: Earth Married to : Equip: Tri-Force: Power, A Bone Serpent encrested Bone Coffin, and 10 Soul Pills Registration date : 2007-12-24
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| Subject: Re: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:28 pm | |
| no..i saw it quite a while ago...wud u like a pie sir? | |
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Shinjin Necros Genin
Number of posts : 844 Location : Where Ever I May Roam Bloodline : Necros Clan, Default Element: Earth Married to : Equip: Tri-Force: Power, A Bone Serpent encrested Bone Coffin, and 10 Soul Pills Registration date : 2007-12-24
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| Subject: Re: Miss Lovett's Meat Pie Shop Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:38 pm | |
| WOULD ANYONE LIKE A PIE!!!?
FRESH OUTTA THE OVEN!!! | |
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