Movie theater

nice real nice

-looks at zeke- i that u said we were not going to see any thing zach bellish

*Due to too many bullets piercing the head, the head rolls off, leaving blood on teh ground*

*Jan comes out with a still-smoking rifle*

I'm sorry, please hang on...soon I will send in some dancers.

*Jan goes behind curtain*

<Voices start talking from behind the curtain>

Jan's voice: you're saying you can't teach a crocodile to dance?
Australian voice: Crikey, Mate, you can't just teach 'em to dance.
Jan's voice: Are you sure?
Australian voice: Yes.
Jan's voice: Then your'e fired, Mr. Erwin.

*More gunfire, more blood spraying. Moments later, the dnagling body of a crocodile nad steve irwin start dancing*

puppets are for wankers

BOOOO! *Shots a few rounds*

ROLFMAO!!!!

pfft fine. *Shoots both bodies in the head*

Alright, movies...*shuffles through bootleg DVD box* aaah, here we go.

*Pokemon movie starts playing, while in the background, there's more gunfire and the sihlouette of bodies falling*

............
*eats popcorn*

OMG NOT THIS *Gets up and torches the screen with lava*

pokemon...........isnt pokemon like i mean no offense but kinda dead

*As soon as Zeke's lava comes out and while MewTwo is killing the Team Rocket d00dz, sixteen dead bodies are all shot at once and shoot out from behind the curtain, blocking the bullets*

*Shoots another stream* BURN!

*A bloody sword sticks through the screen through somebody's back during that random touchy moment with Ash turned into stone (lol that part was friggin' hilarious)*

ash?????????

*Jan throws a dead body in the way of hte lava* the show's not over until Mewtwo leaves.

Ketchum, Ishikawa. Ash Ketchum, future pokemon master? Or were you too young for htat generation?

ARGGG *Forms a giant fireball*

am ur age bloody wanker and no i didnt really watch much pokemon didnt have a freind that was into it
then a freind got me into yugio

The show must go on. *Changes all the air around the fireball into Nitrogen, which doen'st burn. Hte fireball kind of chokes out, while on teh screen, the ending screen* kk, Pokemon movie over. What movie shall we watch next? How about...Dora?

Dora........???????????????????????

The explorer, dolt. You know..."Yo soy tu madre"? "Mucho Mucho Caliente"?

HEEEEELLL NO *Takes out my caster*

*Shoots caster once with rifle* 'scuse me...jsut say no next time you don't want to watch a movie. *fidns an old '60's western* this doesn't look bad.

yeah no way am i watching dora the explorer and if u do then congrats ur the biggest wanker of them all

Ishikawa, this isn't just a movie theatre for adults. This is for little children as well. we have a contingency plan for every situation, and I think you should be learning your spanish just about now. You might need it in kindergarten.

Do you want a time-out or for me to call your mommy?